

SOUTH GRENVILLE DISTRICT HIGH SCHOOL
1960ish
Attending South Grenville District High
School in the late 50s, early 60s there wasn't a lot to do for teenagers in the
small Canadian border towns (The Shame Of The Canadian South) except look for
something to do. Prescott, Ontario was no exception. If you didn't
look like Elvis Presley back then, you didn't get the pick of the litter date-wise
if any at all. Instead of missing out on all the cool dances we started
producing our own. We had to buy our own Top 40 records because a local
Eastern Ontario Broadcaster sure wasn't going to have any of that Devil Music on
his station now that his daddy had handed it down to the favored son. So
shortly before Halloween, one year, the Monster Hop was born. 
Because we had been brought up on Horror
Movies (BT--before Television) we all had our favorite monsters, and the
local Prescott Theatre would put on All Night Monster Movies, and Ed Francis
would put up with us. It was a good place to take girls, and maybe cop a
feel as they screamed and put their arms around you when they let on they were
scared.
On the American Pop Charts and Dick
Clark's American Band Stand (Yes we followed the American Broadcasters.
Canadian adults were not necessarily Conservative -- to us they were just old
and stupid.) Bobby "Boris" Pickett had two smash hits, the biggest of
which was "The Monster Mash", the follow up and not so big Monster's
Holiday. Imitating everyone's most beloved actor Boris Karloff, who
would in later years appear in Michael Jackson's classic "Thriller";
Pickett set the pace for our Monster Hops.

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MONSTER HOPS CIRCA 1960s
The Mad
Scientist, aka Jim Robinson was only one of the special hosts of Halloween
Production Dances during the 1960s. A group of teenagers who found
something to do instead of just hanging around getting bored. School
stages were done up as a graveyards and along with a Top 40 format Themes
From Horror Movies were added to the mix. |
Throughout the night Feature
Dances like Spot Dances were held with prizes no one their right mind
would want to win. Jars of pig entrails and other hideous things
were suggested, but never were awarded. Loud thunder claps and
lighting effects nearly deafened everyone every so often; especially
during a slow love song and Ladies Choice.
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Bobby (Boris) Picket, a male vocalist at
the time imitated Boris Karloff the long time movie monster in a hit
called the Monster Mash which became the theme for the Monster Hop
productions. Monster's Holiday was anther, but less popular hit of
that era.
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Yours truly was The Voodoo
Witch Doctor, another character developed from a 1960's Rock 'N Roll song.
Here throwing off a simulated mound of earth the Doctor joins his co-host
who had earlier emerged from the up-right coffin to the Doctor's left
along side the gate pillar.
One production was held in a
Smith's Falls, Ont. arena where a simulated Hurst delivered the Mad Scientist
in a coffin to the front of the stage and was carried up on the stage and
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Luke Swartz was reported to have been a
valued mechanic for a number of years at a large General Motors Dealership
in Kemptville, Ont. Luke also had the privilege of having a beautiful
mother who would always had a group of us over for Sunday Dutch Apple
Pie...which was to die for. |
Franky was played by Luke
Swartz, a rather tall good looking classmate; but not tall enough. A
pair of size 12 ski boots and football shoulder pads under a red and black
lumberjack's shirt did the trick. A large simulated blood smeared
machete and trousers completed the costume at a time when full face masks
were very new.
Two 500 watt spot light were
flashed in sequence with thunder clap sound effects behind Franky as he
stood in the doorway to the side of the stage. He took one step into
the gym while raising the machete above his head before everything went
completely dark including the exit lights. At this point Franky
turned around, closed the door, and returned to the dressing room to
change costume.
Meanwhile various screams
could be heard around the gym over the Theme From Frankenstein as
imaginations and boyfriends took over. After three hours of these
types of events even the guys admitted some years later that they were at
least jumpy.
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Our Shock Monster
was played by a little blonde dream by the name of Lynn Schoales who was
really so much more than your average green decaying face with an eyeball
dangling down her cheek. Lynn's where-a-bouts is unknown. |

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None of our productions could
have been a success with the electrical and technical genius of Bob
Harmaty, the student
council Vice President who designed and operated our sound and lighting.
Bob, a very successful mechanic was reported as residing in Cornwall and
is a well respected member of that community.
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I started my teenage hot rodding
days, believe it or not with this 1962 Eccoline Van back when only
carpenters and plumbers drove them. When the Broadcast Equipment was
removed it served as a SCUBA tank emergency transport vehicle for extra
compressed air was only available at a fire station 12 miles to the
west.
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At other times in had a fold-away bed in the back and transported
"The Boys" over to Ogdensburg, NY night clubs where it was a lot
easier for 16 year olds to look 18 than it was to be 16 and try to look
like 21 year olds, when ordering drinks in Ontario, Canada.
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Bob
Harmaty is shown here discussing some improvements he's made to the mobile
broadcasting equipment. With him is Rene Schoemaker, our promotions
manager and brother of our illusive Lady Vampire. He is an executive
with a leading pharmaceutical firm in Brockville, Ont., lives in Prescott
with his family and is a rather accomplished photographer specializing in
Historical Battle Reenactment photography. |

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Unfortunately there
are no other known photos of Yvonne Schoemaker as our Lady Vampire as their
images are not know to reflect in any mirror. She is the fanged one
over the left shoulder of the Mad Scientist. The above clip from a class
photo might not be all that flattering, but she had an open invitation to
bite this writer's neck any time she wanted to. What kinder words
could be said about a fantastic lady who ran off and married the wrong
guy?
Unconfirmed reports
indicate Yvonne is involved in the manufacture and distribution of Teddy
Bears in the Richmond, Ont. area of Canada only a few kilometers south of
Kanata where lives yet my first lost love. (See
Sindy)
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We did it up to the Nines with Monster Mash, Monster Motion,
Themes From Horror Movies, sound and lighting and some of it was frightening. We
even slept out in a local grave yard just to get a perspective.
Records gave way to live bands, so RYP was turned into a
booking agency and I managed two rock bands The Graduates, and The Poet. The Oak
Door in Ottawa, the Tiki Club, Hill Top and Play Land Park in Brockville and another Teen
Club in Cornwall were the places to be seen in eastern Ontario, Canada. Just across
the river there was The Willow Grove in Messna, New York where all the American Top Bands
at the time could be enjoyed. Besides, as I said, it was a lot easier to be 16 trying to look 18
than it was to be 16 and try to look 21 in Canada.
It all came to a sudden end one Tuesday when we got old.
No one quite remembers what record was the last to play on "The Day The
Music Died."
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